@Tadano Just take a raw steak (after thawing it and seasoning it), wrap it in a paper towel, stick it in the microwave, cook it for 3.5 minutes, flip it, then cook it for another 3.5 minutes.

@xianc78 @Tadano >frozen steaks cooked in a microwave
Have you ever played Omori? This is literally the main character's favorite meal.

@galena @Tadano Steaks actually cooked in a microwave or just leftover steaks?

@xianc78 @Tadano Not sure. Game doesn't specify whether or not it's cooked beforehand or just reheated, most of the fandom interprets it as microwave cooked because it's referred to as "Microwaved Steak" and because that's funnier

@xianc78 @Tadano mangled that sentence, meant "cooked in the microwave or beforehand and reheated"

@xianc78 You should be barred from every building containing a kitchen for such crimes against steak

@Tadano I can always go to a local gas station with a microwave and cook a steak there. That's technically not a kitchen.

@xianc78
>gas station microwave steak
I dunno if you're trying to astral project to Hyperborea or give yourself the most painful intestinal cleansing possible

@beardalaxy I'm talking about actually cooking meat in the microwave (it does work).

@xianc78 and I'm talking about reheating it

@xianc78 @beardalaxy @xianc78 @beardalaxy If electric power goes out, microwaves are useless. A gas stove is better. It's what I used when there was that cold, icy power outage in Texas a while back.