I can't tell what's worse, people still insisting on using Windows or macOS despite them becoming even more locked-down than ever or the freetards who insist on using only FSF-approved GNU+Linux distros that can only run on 2011 Thinkpads.

Don't listen to these idiots. Even using a shitty distro with SystemD such as Linux Mint or Pop_OS is 1000x better than putting up with the bullshit that Microsoft and Apple are giving you and will give you in the future. Despite most GNU+Linux distros coming with some proprietary software, I have yet to encounter a single distro that requires you to link your installation with some online account, unless you count ChromeOS, Android (which is only Linux, not GNU), and SteamOS. I would say that you should stay away from those distros and maybe stay away from anything RedHat or vanilla Ubuntu, and that you should install Librewolf after installing your distro as most distros still bundle vanilla Firefox as the default browser, but other than that, you should be fine.

And look, I would love to see the day where nobody has to rely on proprietary software anymore, but we are just not there yet. I still like to remain optimistic, despite all the blackpills, but you need to be pragmatic about this. Sometimes, you do have to work within the system before you can fully replace it.

"No bugs" what? Seriously, everything has bugs. Almost every major distro does have all its basic crap working out of the box. The default window manager, tools and even USB drives should work on anything major, from Ubuntu to Alpine these days.

If you encounter some weird thing, well you just gotta look it up (and likely 20 other people have reported it or have workarounds). If not, you can report it yourself, or ask in IRC.

Feels like impossibly high standards. "I want to use something that was developed for free, but I expect it to work 100% out of the box without contributing back anything including tests and bug reports" 🙄

@djsumdog To be fair, there have been many times where I install a distro on recently purchased hardware and I have to do some configurations to make it work properly, which is why I try to buy computers that are actually built for Linux, like System76.