Man, I am so happy, that I'm not black. Not for the usual reasons, but because I cannot imagine the insane embarrassment I would feel, if I had to suffer the Nig month humiliation ritual at work every single year...

Ow... We have ouw spewfal niggie here. We are so pawd of uwu... You managed to not commmit any cwimes this year You're so spewfal....

@LukeAlmighty I don't think black people actually get that treatment during black history month. It's mostly to honor famous black people throughout history. I never see any of my black peers getting any special treatment during this month.