Metroid Dread spoiler
The game begins by reminding me that Samus is vaccinated.
Literally unplayable
Metroid Dread spoiler
@LukeAlmighty Glad I'm not the only one who recognizes this. But, Samus was already injected with Chozo DNA long before the vaccine, so it's probably not a big deal for her.
re: Metroid Dread spoiler
@xianc78 @LukeAlmighty Only good part of dread was us finally getting monster girl Samus. I just want a Metroid game that doesnt hold my hand anymore like a baby.
Metroid Dread spoiler
@LukeAlmighty If you look up rule 34 of Samus you will find pics of her with feathers on her vagina.