Mort gets very nervous when the local Quahog PTA bans all the gay pornography books available in the elementary school library 
Carter does a top 10 list of his least favorite human racial slurs
Carter lists the top 10 reasons why Libertarian guys with Asian wives is the most American thing ever
lois uses meg as a reason to support abortion. everyone is horrified. lois doesn't feel remorse
@LukeAlmighty yeah, but it's funny