Mortnite

NO WAY

Better writing then the real show

​Buzzfeed in a nutshell

breaking the 4th wall

Mort gets very nervous when the local Quahog PTA bans all the gay pornography books available in the elementary school library

Jebaited

Shut up Chris

Carter does a top 10 list of his least favorite human racial slurs

Carter Repeats his least favorite racial slur 100 times

Chris can't get the cum stains off his anime body pillow

Meg uses a knife as a strapon on

Carter lists the top 10 reasons why Libertarian guys with Asian wives is the most American thing ever

lois uses meg as a reason to support abortion. everyone is horrified. lois doesn't feel remorse

@matrix This is schizophrenia. All AI is.

@matrix Chris with that "I just want to grill" energy

@matrix Love thy viewer as thyself
GOOD GOYBOT, BE NICE TO US

@matrix
We're just characters in a TV show...

Wait.... Is that an acknowledgement, that they don't know while they don't know?
Is that 3,5th wall?

@LukeAlmighty

@matrix "I'm staying out of this one"

@matrix NO WAY