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How can a site be down for so long?! I wonder how many people will think they ran away with the money.

@niggaflamebuttholeaids @SteveTheDragon
That's kinda my point, no one does server maintenance or replacement for a whole week. You'd have to be extremely incompetent at this. And they've been working on gab for years now. You'd think they've learned a thing or two in all this time. We're literally at a point where Occam's razor would point towards they ran away with money.

@alyx @niggaflamebuttholeaids @SteveTheDragon the blog post suggest they are doing development on their production server while it’s down, while supposedly migrating. The amount of time it’s been down is majorly fishy. The level of incompetence involved is pretty baffling for a supposed million dollar company.

@lucky @a7 @SteveTheDragon @alyx They marketed it as a big rebrand by switching from a twitter clone to a facebook clone, so they want to sell the idea that a ton of people have come back.

The truth is their new FE just runs like ass.

@niggaflamebuttholeaids @SteveTheDragon @a7 @alyx facebook clone as in using their real identity? I don’t see how anybody on gab would want their account linked to their IRL identity. It would be career/social suicide.

@lucky @SteveTheDragon @a7 @alyx In terms of UI, cause a lot of their userbase growth are Grandpa’s who got banned for saying immigration bad.

It’s actually a fundamentally a solid layout, they took the core of Facebook and simplified it down to a level that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself upon first viewing. A few oddities, but I’d use it if it didn’t run like ass, which is unfortunately impossible for them.

@lucky @SteveTheDragon @alyx @niggaflamebuttholeaids @a7 Gab is infested with boomers using their real name and face, who screech at people for having anime avatars. They're too stupid to understand the potential consequences for their actions.

@lucky @SteveTheDragon @niggaflamebuttholeaids @a7
Facebook clone as in similar features. I don't think they're going with the "you need to put your real name".

@alyx @a7 @lucky @niggaflamebuttholeaids i dont want a fucking facebook clone. I want twitter. Jesus, stop the feature creep!

@SteveTheDragon @a7 @alyx @lucky There’s not much difference, fundamentally. If you want a 1:1 Twitter clone that’s what Eugene is already making.

@lucky @alyx @a7 @niggaflamebuttholeaids yeah, i like twitter, but the oversensitive faggots permabanned me so i want whatever is closest to it. Mastodon has way too many crushable eggshells for my taste. I have to admit gab is an awful fit for me but by gum, ive been making it work sort of. But i guess Truth be told, fse is probably the only place i can actually be myself. Thereason i stuck with gab was i want to be loyal to the people who were loyal to me but goddamn are they making it hard.

@SteveTheDragon @a7 @alyx @lucky If you can ask P to keep an up to date MastoFE you can use the single column mode by forcing mobile, then it’ll really be like Twitter. But to my knowledge he’s still on a version where that doesn’t work properly.

Alternatively, you could come here, we do have it working and we don’t have any particular rules to my knowledge.

@lucky @alyx @a7 @niggaflamebuttholeaids eh. I dont mind a few changes here and there. I'm liking it plus its compatible with the mastodon apps i use on mobile.

@SteveTheDragon @a7 @alyx @lucky Navigating Pleroma threads on most mobile clients is Hell. Only good one that has semi-acceptable navigation tools and doesn’t otherwise suck donkey asshole is Husky, and it’s still pre-release.

@lucky @alyx @a7 @niggaflamebuttholeaids i'm using mustor. It isnt awful but it has trouble with video and animated gifs.

@lucky @SteveTheDragon @alyx @niggaflamebuttholeaids i think they are trying to say they had to migrate and fix somethings because an increase in traffic. idk :shrug_akko: what ever is going on its like day 5 of their site being down. Alex’s suggestion that maybe they have taken the money and ran is starting to sound about right.

@a7 @lucky @SteveTheDragon @alyx The problem is if they were going to take the money and run they would’ve done it 3 years ago. They’re just incompetent lel

@lucky @SteveTheDragon @a7 @alyx No way, they were fudging the numbers heavy from the start when they were initially fund raising. There’s no way they wouldn’t have run it back then if some part of Dorbo didn’t genuinely want to build something.

They’d get sued into oblivion anyway if they tried tho lel

@a7 @lucky @SteveTheDragon @alyx @niggaflamebuttholeaids As much as I'd like to believe they're down for good this time, I'm sure they'll be back up. They're like a fungus, they always come back.

@alyx @SteveTheDragon If you arent familiar with the situation theyre currently in, maybe. They just ported to a new resource intensive FE that was running worse the longer they were up because they can’t code for shit. no one’s checked their git because who cares but most likely they’re having to duct tape a bunch of fixes in addition to migration. They’re also really fucking slow anyway, don’t think they’re gone just because they take forever lol.

They’re right on the cusp of what they think is a major release with the video calling software, they’ll be back.

@alyx @SteveTheDragon (part of me wants to think they accidentally deleted the site like they did to their dev site a couple weeks ago but that would be too funny)

@niggaflamebuttholeaids @SteveTheDragon
I'm not necessarily convinced they gave up on gab and ran away with the money, but I definitely can see why people would start thinking this.

@alyx @SteveTheDragon Don't complain. For three glorious days, TWKN has been actually possible to browse. This is beautiful.
@l0wk3y @SteveTheDragon @alyx But forreals, check this out, this is the count all of the posts ('Create') and reposts ('Announce') by instance (with average frequency) and it no longer says that everything came from Gab and it's beautiful.
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@l0wk3y @SteveTheDragon @alyx I listened to an interview with some college radio station that the Butthole Surfers did (buttholeservers.com is already registered, apparently) and out of nowhere one of them (Gibby) says "Oliver North is a screaming fucking fag-queer and his wife is a putty-head." and that stuck in my head.
@p @SteveTheDragon @alyx The Butthole Surfers are a national tresure.

I'll do something fun with that 1.00 domain.

Prob use it spam blue waffle or something deserving of that dork.
@l0wk3y @p @SteveTheDragon @alyx

Butthole Surfers - Pepper is a great song
the band is amazing and Gibby is a real heart throb
@FailurePersonified @l0wk3y @SteveTheDragon @alyx Pepper's okay, that was a pretty good album all around.

> a real heart throb

Speaking of which, Johnny Depp played bass on the one-album side project they did that they called "P". Pretty great album. :dukewat:
04_oklahoma.mp3
07_mr._officer.mp3
11_the_deal.mp3
@p @l0wk3y @SteveTheDragon FSE - 6323 posts in three days?

Those are rookie numbers! Get those numbers up!
@alyx even if they put it up today or tomorrow, this is a major blemish they'll never be able to live down. Having the site down for a day, ok. Two days...pushing it. SIX DAYS. RIP. Unprofessional to the extreme. If your programmers couldnt fix it, a real company would spare no expense at finding someone who could and get it up and running yeaterday. I wouldnt be surprised if a good majority of people are starting to migrate now. I dont have any personal beef with torba and ive always supported him and want to stay on his side but this situation is unacceptable.
@SteveTheDragon @alyx >a real company would spare no expense, implying turbo ever was a real company,other for the goal of getting turds bucks
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