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Hitler was gay - and killed to hide it
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/oct/07/books.booksnews

Medical record shows Hitler only had one testicle
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-hitler/medical-record-shows-hitler-only-had-one-testicle-media-idUSKBN0U20KK20151219

Study Suggests Adolf Hitler Had Jewish and African Ancestors
https://www.history.com/news/study-suggests-adolf-hitler-had-jewish-and-african-ancestors

@colonelj @adolf @MK2boogaloo @SouvlakiSmuggler @Zyklon_Dan @alyx @matrix @repent @verita84 oof bruh those sources though

@MisterRogersSnapped @MK2boogaloo @matrix @SouvlakiSmuggler @Zyklon_Dan @colonelj @repent @adolf @verita84
Only one I wouldn't quote myself is the guardian one, and not even cause it's The Guardian. But they cite a biography book, that let's face it, it's probably based on rumors and hearsay. At least with the medical stuff you have actual evidence and medical records.

@alyx @MK2boogaloo @matrix @SouvlakiSmuggler @Zyklon_Dan @colonelj @repent @adolf @verita84 How long after the destruction of Nazi Germany were these records found? If I showed up with paperwork saying Abraham Lincoln had a 9 foot dick he kept in his stovepipe hat like a pet ball python but the paperwork looked real would you just accept it?

@MisterRogersSnapped @MK2boogaloo @matrix @SouvlakiSmuggler @Zyklon_Dan @colonelj @repent @adolf @verita84

Define "looked real"? Cause there are tests that can be done on the paper and ink to certify the time period, so you'll know it's not some recent scam someone is pulling.

It could still potentially be a century old prank, of Hitler's war buddies, making it seem like he lost his testicle, but the farther away you get, the least likely it is that someone would hold on to a document they faked for a stupid prank.

@alyx @MK2boogaloo @matrix @SouvlakiSmuggler @Zyklon_Dan @colonelj @repent @adolf @verita84 Okay then let's do those same tests on the Diaries of Anne Frank. In fact let's publish them unabridged and see what people think. We should probably test the handwriting in them against Otto Frank's as well.

While we are at it we could get into Helen Keller and what a fucking scam that was.

Or more recently Stephen Hawking. That was faked right before your eyes.

I don't really want to defend Hitler, but coming up with shit 80 years after the fact smacks of "Thomas Jefferson fucked his slaves!" (He didn't but his cousin did)

Truth is, you want those things to be true because the rulebook states you must humiliate your enemy. For the same reason the blood libels (which I don't believe in, by the by) worked for a millenia. Humans will believe anything if they want to.