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What would you do if you heard a headcrab sound IRL?
@alyx I’d bedcrab it
@emilis
So hump its head before it gets to hump yours. Sounds about right coming from you.
@alyx wait what is that supposed to mean? you saying I’m some kind of cheap slut? cause I’m not!!
Also buy me a Macbook. 
@alyx I’m not a slut, I just have no one to direct my horny and wanting to be sweet to