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@beardalaxy
Onix is obvious, since he is an enormous stone snake. He is like your own dragun, but actually 20 times cooler.
Can you even immagine riding on such a huge beast?
And Abra is just perfect. It has a single move. Teleport. That means, that if you don't catch it/put it to sleep on turn one, time to start looking for a new one.
Once you catch it, you have to train it with switching, because it has no attack move. And once it evolves, it will destroy absolutely anything.
Also, it's sooooo cute.
Pokemon sexuality
Are cocksleeves normal? Cause this sounds like they're a daily thing you put on, like socks. Why have I not been using them all this time? Am I missing out? *anxiety*
Pokemon sexuality
@Corfiot @LukeAlmighty cock sleeves are unfortunately necessary for those of us who got jewed out of a foreskin
My heart goes out to you.
Here, have a sock to keep you warm 😛
Here, have a sock to keep you warm 😛
@beardalaxy
Nah, I posted that for the meme.
Except for the obvious normie favorites, I have 2.
Abra and Onix.