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what's your favorite pokemon?

mine's this fuck(le)

@beardalaxy
Nah, I posted that for the meme.

Except for the obvious normie favorites, I have 2.

Abra and Onix.

@beardalaxy
Onix is obvious, since he is an enormous stone snake. He is like your own dragun, but actually 20 times cooler.

Can you even immagine riding on such a huge beast?

And Abra is just perfect. It has a single move. Teleport. That means, that if you don't catch it/put it to sleep on turn one, time to start looking for a new one.

Once you catch it, you have to train it with switching, because it has no attack move. And once it evolves, it will destroy absolutely anything.

Also, it's sooooo cute.

Pokemon sexuality 

Are cocksleeves normal? Cause this sounds like they're a daily thing you put on, like socks. Why have I not been using them all this time? Am I missing out? *anxiety*

Pokemon sexuality 

@Corfiot @LukeAlmighty cock sleeves are unfortunately necessary for those of us who got jewed out of a foreskin

My heart goes out to you.
Here, have a sock to keep you warm 😛

@beardalaxy Edit: better pic with no glass in the way lol

You can tell my favorite by my display of bad financial decisions and consoomerism. I've been selling off my collection throughout the years now as I've moved on to other hobbies.

My second favorite one is Darkrai and the third is Metagross. If I want to stretch it a bit more, Aegislash and Giratina are also top favorites! My favorite time of Pokemon was during Gen 4. :FeelsWowMan:

@veru i can tell about how old you are based on your favorite generation haha. you must be early to mid 20s. i'm in my late 20s and my favorite was gen 3.

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