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just tried a macaroon for the first time in my life. wtf the french can't even make cookies correctly these suck.
@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy tbh I feel like the flavored ones just taste like different variations of each other, and they're super overpriced.
I kill a bunch in a box sex from costco and hate myself immediately after.
yall seen muh rims 
@beardalaxy The only thing French are good at is coping, hard.
They act so proud about their dumb language that doesn't have words for 70~90 (to say 95 they say 4 times 20 and 15)
Their food is trash, their fashion is gay, they are rude, always late, start riots at the suggestion that they should maybe work an honest day in their lives, and don't bathe.
Easily the worst western culture.
@coded_artist @beardalaxy the swiss french speakers actually adopted a sane (german influenced) way of saying numbers. Mainland french and english in some ways too, suffers from a whole lot of pretentiousness simply for the sake of it
@teto @coded_artist @beardalaxy i think belgians also dont say quatre-vingt-dix-huit and soixante-quinze
@grips @beardalaxy @coded_artist the anglos say "four teen" instead of "teen four" too. Thats just germanics being silly and not that hard to learn.
@grips @beardalaxy @coded_artist five hundred and four teen: 500 & 4 10 is the same thing as in german. Sorry but you triggered my tisms there.
@beardalaxy @coded_artist @grips it's worse in english because they are arbitrarily not even consistent LIKE ALWAYS
@grips @beardalaxy @coded_artist my work starts at 8 and I slept till 9:30 today. (nobody gave a shit)
@teto @beardalaxy @coded_artist I had to wake up for a 30 minute meeting at 9:30 but it ended after five minutes - dude wanted to demonstrate the QE process for a particular thing and found out that a woman fucked up the relevant commit so it can't be done
I wish I was making this up
I wish I was making this up
@grips @beardalaxy @coded_artist I just had to write an install doc on pgedge and I did that in like 20 minutes
@teto @coded_artist @beardalaxy Based swiss french people. I didn't know that.
https://beelinguapp.com/blog/how-to-count-from-1-to-100-in-swiss-french
https://beelinguapp.com/blog/how-to-count-from-1-to-100-in-swiss-french
@beardalaxy tu es une amerilarde
@beardalaxy rofl I actually like macarons
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Exactly. They are just empty balls of sugar with no substance or flare.