@hideki it's not true.
I'm over 60, still a virgin, and the only thing I got in return for it is cluster of wet dreams that happen to me every few nights involving lolies.
I wish I could say I get morning wood from them but my dick is still limp when I wake up. I just notice a wet stain on my underwear in the morning

@parker @hideki how big of a shit do you have to take for that to no longer be the case

As long as it's not opiate addict turds, you're still safe.

@parker @hideki I was scared of public restrooms as a kid so it's possible

@parker @beardalaxy @hideki so sad everyone switched to meth. Those opiate addict
Turds held together like diamonds to the point you wouldn't even know they had been there after they were shovelled into the garbage. Meth shits require a pressure washer to get to that level of clean.
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