If your toilet could talk, would you rather be if it hated being used or liked it?
@matrix
I think it'd be way too creepy if it were really excited about eating my shit.
@matrix liked. Then I can receive enthusiastic feedback and detailed commentary about my stool.
@matrix
Depends on the enthusiasm, but I would rather it threaten my life, then it getting an orgasm.
@LukeAlmighty
You want a tsundere toilet?
@matrix
So, morally, I would rather it liked it, as weird as that would be.
The alternative is becoming a street-shitter, and I rather not.