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Quagmire and Joe have a rap battle about their favorite pornos but they can only speak in old english

Carter lists his top 10 favorite war crimes committed by Serbia before 1999

carter lists the top 5 reasons mort should torture his cock and balls

Quagmire tells everyone his top 5 things from Ancient Greece that were considered acceptable but are deplorable in the modern era

Quagmire lists his top 10 bodies he buried in his backyard

Peter explains why using raid 0 is better then any other raid configuration

Bonnie explains how to do a blowjob, but can only talk like Jar Jar Binks

Herbert thinks the Holocaust was a hoax. Mort is horrified.

Peter broke his penis by having sex with Lois 10+ times time a day

Carter does a top 10 list of his least favorite human races

Dr Hartman stops halfway through his open heart surgery on Peter to announce that this operation is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

Cleveland explains how to masturbate with a raw chicken breast and not get salmonella

Chris reads the beginning of the book of mormon, but every second word is replaced with "Nagers"

Adam West only speaks in windows blue screen of death error messages from windows vista, Carter speaks in event viewer critical errors

Carter lists his top 10 favorite black people. Each number is Donald Trump

Stewie lists his 10 most favourite gay male pornstars, and tells everyone their penis sizes in detail

Quagmire lists off his personal top 10 anime waifus in great detail and Chris can only respond with "GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!"

Mort explains the benefits of an all wall breaker attack in clash of clans

Chris can only speak in clang compiler errors while the family talks about their favourite cars

Chris talks about how he loves Cofi from the popular web series "Chikn Nuggit"

Dr. Hartman explains various STDs and their effects on the body, but explained using only Half-Life 1 game terminology

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Mort's pharmacy is being audited. Mort reads out his extremely long suicide note, pulls out a pistol, holds it in his mouth, and pulls the trigger

Lois gives the too 10 reasons she loves slurping Cleveland’s big black cock

Chris give his top 10 things that make him say “WOW!”

Lois shoves a stick of dynamite up her pussy and lights it on fire

Ancient Greek gods Petersephone and goddess Loisantus have hot and mythological Greek sex while speaking in Old English

Mount Vinnysuvius erupts his hot load all over Peterompeii

Chris screams in all caps every word that rhymes with "AAAAAAAAAAAAPE."

God lists each human tragedy he personally had a hand in. Chris responds to each one with either "COOL!" or " NOT COOL!"

Chris talks about his new favorite cartoon: My Nationalist Pony

Peter tells Mort what Karl Marx said on the Jewish Question, Mort cries and circumcises Peter for offending him so bad

@matrix Stewie is getting demonically possessed by the end of it. More so than usual even

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