Quagmire and Joe have a rap battle about their favorite pornos but they can only speak in old english
Carter lists his top 10 favorite war crimes committed by Serbia before 1999
carter lists the top 5 reasons mort should torture his cock and balls
Quagmire tells everyone his top 5 things from Ancient Greece that were considered acceptable but are deplorable in the modern era
Peter explains why using raid 0 is better then any other raid configuration
Bonnie explains how to do a blowjob, but can only talk like Jar Jar Binks
Peter broke his penis by having sex with Lois 10+ times time a day
Dr Hartman stops halfway through his open heart surgery on Peter to announce that this operation is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
Cleveland explains how to masturbate with a raw chicken breast and not get salmonella
Chris reads the beginning of the book of mormon, but every second word is replaced with "Nagers"
Adam West only speaks in windows blue screen of death error messages from windows vista, Carter speaks in event viewer critical errors
Carter lists his top 10 favorite black people. Each number is Donald Trump
Stewie lists his 10 most favourite gay male pornstars, and tells everyone their penis sizes in detail
Quagmire lists off his personal top 10 anime waifus in great detail and Chris can only respond with "GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!"
Mort explains the benefits of an all wall breaker attack in clash of clans
Chris can only speak in clang compiler errors while the family talks about their favourite cars
Chris talks about how he loves Cofi from the popular web series "Chikn Nuggit"
Dr. Hartman explains various STDs and their effects on the body, but explained using only Half-Life 1 game terminology
Lois gives the too 10 reasons she loves slurping Cleveland’s big black cock
Lois shoves a stick of dynamite up her pussy and lights it on fire
Ancient Greek gods Petersephone and goddess Loisantus have hot and mythological Greek sex while speaking in Old English
Chris screams in all caps every word that rhymes with "AAAAAAAAAAAAPE."
God lists each human tragedy he personally had a hand in. Chris responds to each one with either "COOL!" or " NOT COOL!"
Chris talks about his new favorite cartoon: My Nationalist Pony
Peter tells Mort what Karl Marx said on the Jewish Question, Mort cries and circumcises Peter for offending him so bad
Sneakers O'Toole keeps trying to explain that him taking his sneakers off will trigger a global race war spanning centuries
Muriel and Neil walk in on Mort jerking off to big booty ebony snowballing porn. They big him to stop as the pharmacy is flooded by his massive orgasms.
Stewie describes to the family how submissive and breedable Vaporeon is
Sneakers O'Toole can only say "Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger" except they replace the t in tigger with an N
Evil Monkey hates his nickname. He’s not evil, he’s just a Nazi! Mort finds his plea endearing and reasonable
@matrix Stewie is getting demonically possessed by the end of it. More so than usual even
Mort's pharmacy is being audited. Mort reads out his extremely long suicide note, pulls out a pistol, holds it in his mouth, and pulls the trigger