why do people hate mario sunshine? it's not a bad game by any stretch of the imagination.
@beardalaxy because it sucks, next question please
@tomie Mario Sunshine is a good game, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not 
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@beardalaxy for starters, it's a platformer, so it's already the bottomest tier of videogames
second, it's the bottomest tier of platformers: the one with deliberately sadistic design
third, they took the only good thing about Mario 64 and threw it away
fourth, the plot is shit where the princess gets kidnapped again
fifth, nintendo bastards with EPI fetish force kids to play as a vomiting mount
it's not a good game, it's barely even a game
@tomie @beardalaxy we just have collective PTSD from the game tbh
@tomie vomiting yoshi is hilarious I love the sound that little guy makes
