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You ever look deep into a rat's eyes, kiss him and wonder how anyone could hurt these heavenly angels? It was such a wonderful experience, my lips are still tingling, and my throat keeps getting choked up in coughs. I'm so pale I look ready to be fitted for a halo and wings, though I am a bit cold. Truly they are gods creatures.

Greta "Goblina" Thunder(burg)(er) will be here whether you like her or not, unless that hole in the ozone decimates all life on earth (wink wink nudge nudge).

@shebang @0x00 the only thing worse than no pockets are those fake-pockets that are, like, barely a centimeter deep.

@holot @p working support for apple was the most 1on1 i had with the OS and that was years ago, but i did enjoy putting people on hold to see what the terminal could do and forget what i was helping with because i'd be stoned at work

@fluffy wait, what the fuck, this had a picture? This didn't have a picture before. Or I somehow didn't notice it.
I thought it was just a meaningless shitpost poll.

The only thing that can defeat Donald Trump is coronavirus, and I'm going to be that coronavirus that defeats Donald Trump.

@canidaeportent@kiwifarms.cc @kazuma @mewmew Yeah, but then it's limp. If anything, that makes it asexual.

@kazuma That's a lot of cats, are you sure that will be enough food and water for all of them?

>when you discover a cool feature in your window manager that you didn't know about
Turns out middle clicking the top bar sends the window to the bottom layer and focuses on whatever window was most recently focused on before it. Seems extremely niche but I guess it could be useful.

@shebang @sylveon Have you actually had to yet? I haven't seen anything like that from your server.

@pasture @1iceloops123 @J @a7 @druid

i can’t even tell what’s copypasta and what’s fresh-baked cringe anymore

@druid please tag your edgeposting, my eyes are literally bleeding right now.

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