⛧ Galena ⛧ @Galena@gameliberty.club

@fluffy I read the story, he's actually just a beta bitch. I'm surprised he's allowed to enter the house at all, most guys like that get locked in the cuckshed out back all day.

@fluffy My guess: she tricked him into buying a single story home that she claimed was two story. Because it's half the size, it was half the cost he thought it was, so when they split the bill evenly his "half" was actually the whole bill. Didn't even need to read the story to solve the case.

@alyx I bet the (((Probopass))) did this! Lysandre did nothing wrong!

who remembers being able to sleep

@mewmew Never underestimate the depths of depravity normies can reach.

@matrix xenoestrogens from the plastic seep into the drink at an accelerated rate due to acid and carbonation, impacting the flavor and slowly turning you gay.

@ChristiJunior @matrix Libertarian right actually gets the best one, because kissing a woman's tummy after you've knocked her up is basically like kissing your wife and your child at the same time.
Plus abs are hot. It shows someone takes care of their body.

@0x00 pretty sure these are all boys

@RehnSturm256 And like every cool new idea the pokemon series adds, it got cut from the next game. It's such a shame.
I wonder if there are any Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing style games with a similar mechanic. It seems like it'd be a perfect fit.

@matrix >plastic
>not silicone
That's how you get cancer.

@RehnSturm256 @rasterman @p_@niu.moe @noyoushutthefuckupdad All it's missing is "I hate my wife"