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Top tier flirting tips for someone who thinks you friendzoned them: say "You're more than just a friend to me, you're like a brother to me."
Then shortly after, once he's had some time for it to sink in, try to change the subject to kinks or fetishes so you can drop "To be honest, I have a huge thing for incest."

Like, I'm seriously down to shell out £90 for Let's Go Eevee with the mastodon commune is that being called comrade unironically is kinda cringy

RT @kuestenworte@twitter.com

In Norddeutschland sind die Möwen korrekt

@shebang @fluffy That kind of stuff always pisses me off. Male character explicitly says they identify as male, constantly refers to themselves as male, and uses male pronouns, but likes wearing dresses? They're a trans woman, use female pronouns for them or you're a transphobe.

The NGO types have their hooks in police abolition and are emptying it of meaning as fast as they can. By 2024 it will be endorsed by Elizabeth Warren and mean something like "rename police departments to justice offices" and "if you get shot you're allowed to keep the bullets."

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz rest them on ground level and someone will step on them.

@p @cowanon @fluffy I thought ancaps were the only anarchists who liked borders.

ngl I constantly get nsync and the backstreet boys mixed up

The NSYNC Extended Universe is wack. Fairly Odd Parents, Kingdom Hearts, and Motherlover.

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Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.