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@matrix she looks like shes having some stomach pains
is she okay?

@fluffy varies depending on the size of your harem, needs to be large enough to fit them all

@kazuma@rawr-xd.club white girls are missing out

@wowaname @georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz Did you know that Ho-oh is Ekans spelled backwards?

And now that I have banned another pedophile and learned (thanks, Aussie, you are our greatest ally :aussie:) that a probable rapist is probably the same guy as the gablin spammer, I will sit down and get back to work.

ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS

POLICE WILL NEVER HELP YOU
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@0x00 >bitten by a white woman
>next frame he has a dog
It checks out.

@mewmew @0x00 He used to use Gab after I pestered him to join fedi (don't ask why he picked Gab, I told him it was awful) but quit a while back because Gab's a mess

@mewmew @SeanAloysiusOBrien I dunno man, all the pics of communist dictators and hammers and sickles and the communist flags seem like it's trying pretty hard to imply he's secretly a communist

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@0x00 Dogs can use computers now?

@0x00 Mostly just people I sent nudes before I started dating him
And one friend of his that he ordered me to send nudes to once, that was kinda fun
I'm not an exhibitionist but I see the appeal

re: lewd, dubcon 

@Squiddy @0x00 cool
I want a barbed dick
Penile papules are already basically tiny barbs, for the people lucky enough to have them - they're vestigial remnants from an ancestor of humanity that had barbed penises, which humanity unfortunately lost at some point in evolution. I hope that someday, we'll be able to somehow restore those genes, so that humans can have the barbed dicks we were always meant to have once again.

@matrix @dielan The government doesn't give a flying fuck about property damage or property rights, and is more than happy to turn a blind eye towards petty criminals destroying the blood, sweat, and tears of honest entrepreneurs. They will enforce drug laws because asset forfeiture allows them to personally profit, and a similar principle applies to writing traffic tickets, but when it comes to basic justice they really just don't give a shit.
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