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anyone else get sexual satisfaction from eating something with a nice texture that gives a good cronch or is that just me, haha, asking for a friend

Here's the thing about Loli:

Western people complain about loli but not over western made cartoon porn because they have a bias that they got from their schooling.

To them Japanese anime and manga is objectionable because they were taught that eastern societies have women that are subservient to men. So therefore anything that Japan creates is "objectionable" no matter how positive for feminism it could be.

They don't react to anything not Asian because they're lower on the "objectionable" stack. That's why would see people complaining about Loli and then those same people talking about their Harry Potter porn. Western media is not "objectionable" because western society is "more progressive" than others.

Which is also why you are now seeing real children twerking on Netflix and those people don't complain about it because it wasn't made by Asians. To them, real children twerking to pedophiles is "liberation feminism".

Now do you get how this works? You should be paying more attention to the trash they're teaching at schools.

and rearranged the ones it didn't delete, for some reason

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oh cool trying to edit my profile on fedilab nuked half my bio's custom fields

who is this big titty gray hair girl everyone is posting lately
I know Ive seen a trap with basically the same design but no tits and I keep thinking it's that trap and getting confused

THEY'RE FLUORIDATING SHITPOSTS. CHILDREN'S SHITPOSTS, JOJO. poodle.jpg

I refuse to believe reality doesn't match hentai exactly, and no amount of evidence will change my mind

@sim I actually don't care enough leave me alone with my bread and circus and acceptance that I'll never reproduce ever

you ever just like realize some dumb kink you like in fantasy is something some people actually act out irl?
like, i was just talking to someone about how hot feet were, and she like, sent me foot pics? like wtf? what kind of fucking freak hasn't amputated their feet by now. disgusting.

the more my follower/timeline becomes lgbt people the less and less i feel i can make edgy jokes, this is true oppression

I spend hours writing up a good post. It's witty, enlightening, funny. It has depth and layers that would take a professional literary analyst years to unravel. It is my magnum opus, the most beautiful combination of words I have ever written, perhaps that anyone has ever written.

Nothing. It is lost to the void. No one sees it. No one cares. It has no value.

I take a moment to lament this, and in bitter irony, I say one simple word. Just a few keystrokes. Something meaningless. "poggers". Like after like floods in. Minor little nothing reactions but reactions all the same. It inspired more recognition than the sum of my life's work.

And that, my friends, is the true beauty. The true satire. The deeper meaning and purpose behind my effortposting.

ayo whats poppin babies it me ya boy(girl?? thing?) galena comin at ya again droppin some QUALITY posts

lewd 

>seeing the term "small package" in a completely innocent context turned me on
fuck
god damn it
WHY

nsfw, lewd, rant, angery 

I was gonna write up a rant about how much I hate when people on fedi are annoyingly sexual and lewd but then I realized, fuck, wouldn't it be hot if a big titty ara ara forced me to deepthroat her massive dick? that's a life goal right there.

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