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MHXX is the most realistic and accurate Servant in the entire Fate series. I have irrefutable proof:
1) She's a cop.
2) She's racist.

Can't get more realistic than that.

I log on to the fediverse. I look at some posts. I chuckle a little. But then a brainwave strikes me.

I grasp the mouse cursor, move it into the text box, and gently press the left clicker. All birds in a 2 mile radius hear this and fear my power. They simultaneously take off and begin flying away.

I stretch my hands over the keyboard. The ground shakes slightly. Low synth music can be heard.

I take a breath, and am ready to compose a masterpiece. I allow my fingers to land on the mechanical switches, three thudding keystrokes echoing through the house.

I look up at the monitor. I feast my eyes on the compose box. Black writing stares back at me from the other side. Three letters, chilling and foreboding:

gay

I quiver with excitement. The air is tense. I press send.
Gotta say, if we had lowered the age of consent then that would have screwed me over because I would have been very innocent and ignorant. Easy pickings for having people take advantage of that.

dating advice: tell someone her tits are poggers

i assume it's reasonable to make my responses to followers only posts unlisted because my follows are open and i do not assume everyone who follows the other person follows me

When I opened Twitter I was happy that Tencent is banned from the US and along with it Epic and Leagues of Legends. I was disappointed when I found out that's not the case.

shitposting so hard not even I can tell what I’m referencing

straight people often worry about the gay agenda
they say gays are pushing their ideology on their kids in school to turn them gay
they wonder, "how can I protect my kids, and keep them straight?"
well, I've got news for you: you can't. it's already too late. your kids are already gay.
now I know what you're thinking. "My son's got a girlfriend. I've heard them fucking. He's straight as an arrow."
Really? He's got a girlfriend, so what? Guess what, dumbass: your "son" has been on HRT for 5 months now, and you never even noticed. And her girlfriend's dick's almost twice as long. Probably bigger than yours.
We've already won. Heterosexuality will be outlawed within a decade, as it always should have been. It's game over for you.

so my friend just told me, apparently homosexuals actually exist?
uh wtf guys I thought this was all just a joke lmao
you telling me some guys out there actually like dick? the fuck

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