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life goal: become a girl so my boyfriend can knock me up and I can give him lots of kids and we can have a big family together

USB-C is like, "Yeah regular USB sucks because sometimes you try to plug it in backwards and need to take 0.4 seconds to flip it around and plug it in the right way and then it works, we've improved on this by making something that doesn't work no matter which way you plug it in."

Americans Are Continuing To Die From Drinking Hand Sanitizer

is it transphobia if you misgender a cis person?

Cis girls say I'm not a "real" woman, but how many cis girls can say any of their lesbian friends wanted their dick pics?

MHXX is the most realistic and accurate Servant in the entire Fate series. I have irrefutable proof:
1) She's a cop.
2) She's racist.

Can't get more realistic than that.

I log on to the fediverse. I look at some posts. I chuckle a little. But then a brainwave strikes me.

I grasp the mouse cursor, move it into the text box, and gently press the left clicker. All birds in a 2 mile radius hear this and fear my power. They simultaneously take off and begin flying away.

I stretch my hands over the keyboard. The ground shakes slightly. Low synth music can be heard.

I take a breath, and am ready to compose a masterpiece. I allow my fingers to land on the mechanical switches, three thudding keystrokes echoing through the house.

I look up at the monitor. I feast my eyes on the compose box. Black writing stares back at me from the other side. Three letters, chilling and foreboding:

gay

I quiver with excitement. The air is tense. I press send.
Gotta say, if we had lowered the age of consent then that would have screwed me over because I would have been very innocent and ignorant. Easy pickings for having people take advantage of that.

dating advice: tell someone her tits are poggers

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