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@sim I actually don't care enough leave me alone with my bread and circus and acceptance that I'll never reproduce ever

you ever just like realize some dumb kink you like in fantasy is something some people actually act out irl?
like, i was just talking to someone about how hot feet were, and she like, sent me foot pics? like wtf? what kind of fucking freak hasn't amputated their feet by now. disgusting.

the more my follower/timeline becomes lgbt people the less and less i feel i can make edgy jokes, this is true oppression

I spend hours writing up a good post. It's witty, enlightening, funny. It has depth and layers that would take a professional literary analyst years to unravel. It is my magnum opus, the most beautiful combination of words I have ever written, perhaps that anyone has ever written.

Nothing. It is lost to the void. No one sees it. No one cares. It has no value.

I take a moment to lament this, and in bitter irony, I say one simple word. Just a few keystrokes. Something meaningless. "poggers". Like after like floods in. Minor little nothing reactions but reactions all the same. It inspired more recognition than the sum of my life's work.

And that, my friends, is the true beauty. The true satire. The deeper meaning and purpose behind my effortposting.

ayo whats poppin babies it me ya boy(girl?? thing?) galena comin at ya again droppin some QUALITY posts

lewd 

>seeing the term "small package" in a completely innocent context turned me on
fuck
god damn it
WHY

nsfw, lewd, rant, angery 

I was gonna write up a rant about how much I hate when people on fedi are annoyingly sexual and lewd but then I realized, fuck, wouldn't it be hot if a big titty ara ara forced me to deepthroat her massive dick? that's a life goal right there.

transgender cannibals be like "you are what you eat :3"

I can't even explain why but the concept of a pedophile DMCA'ing another pedophile for infringing on his copyright by sharing CP he made is just so hilarious to me
it's just an absurd parody of the copyright and yet feels almost, just almost, like the sort of insane shit that could actually be real, only just slightly more extreme than the real abuses of copyright law

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youtube.com/watch?v=HFXxIXabOG

New MC Jarbo
It's fucking banging

"Warski... i'm just letting you know
that the CP you own, you got no right to show
that shit's my fucking COPYRIGHT you know
sounds like you want another Knoxville fight you hoe"

fucking slaying me

If a scientist doesn’t declare something to be of reality, it is fake, period. Scientists are incapable of being bought or uttering falsehood because science, which constantly changes, is the ultimate unchanging truth.

Once coronavirus is gone, the elites will relinquish all their new powers and give us back the meager freedoms we once had because they want us to live happy, fulfilling lives?

@matrix they want the cut cut in half. Epic Store takes a 12% cut, Apple takes 30%. Epic are claiming that nothing Apple does justifies 30%. I agree with them but it's still a catfight between two big corporations I hate.
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