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@gear These are fake chinese eggs
OP called it a bin, therefore he is in euroland, and much more susceptible to chinese infiltration.

You could get that dog translator collar from Up and put it on a dog and Antis would still say the dog couldn't consent. :blobrollingeyes:

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@BayBayfuckerondeck@pawoo.net God you have a hot mouth

I really do worry about being able to date anybody because the kind of people who are into what I am tend to be mentally unwell.

Fantasy 

I snapped. I couldn't take it anymore. My brain had short circuited. I screamed to the gym babe working out "I NEED TO FUCK YOU!!!!". She ignored me at first but as I closed distance she looked and her eyes got wide with fear. She was like a rabbit. All her muscles couldn't save her, as strong as she was. I wrestled her down, and submitted her. I made a deal with her, I wouldn't hurt her, and would let her get up when I was done, if she just let me fuck her. I told her I haven't fucked in a decade, and that I won't hurt her, I say I'm just tired of the fucking bullshit, and I'm tired of being denied. She begged me to stop and told me I was a nice guy, she said she would date me if I just stopped. I told her that's sweet, but that it shouldn't take almost being raped to be open to dating a guy. I said if she really meant it, if she really loved me, she would still want to date me after the rape, and she knew she lost. I took her, passionately, and she was crying, when I was done I tried to cuddle with her and she recoiled. I grabbed her hard and held her close, I told her she was my woman now. That for millions of years humans have operated this way. I tell her I'm sorry it was such a traumatic experience, but that she's mine now.

It's been 3 years since then and she's given me 2 beautiful kids, she still works out a lot to keep her athletic body and is a perfect housewife. She understands now I was right, and she admits she loves me genuinely, and that it just took time.

@Zest Watch it but ignore the soundtrack. They raped that fucking movie in post. Good story, but yea they shat all over it to try and funny up what was supposed to be tremendously dark.

@FallenFadedLostItAll@freak.university But then you have to put up with the brainworm retard cult leader

Reminder that to be a MAP you don't have to be in a fucking cult. Fuck cult niggers.

@Jabrosa14 NO YOU CANT HAVE SEXY WOMAN THAT MAKES THE UGLY WOMEN FEEL BAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SUCK IT

@wildgoose @cowanon Yea pretty sure that's not why, but you keep doing you, little buddy

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