YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

"Oh look at me I'm mr punch guy I can punch guys but that don't do nothin cause it just equals jail oh well time to get fights on no I'm a tomato can now I'm crippled yay"

I'm not going to become fluent obviously but I could dedicate some brain space to a few words, like I do for Spanish.

Should I learn chinese or is that just a meme? Will knowing chinese give me a massive advantage in life as an american?

I want the yin to my yang, my missing half. I was thinking about killing myself years ago. Everyone I knew is dead or gone, and the ones who are gone I'm glad they are. But the ones who are dead, I miss them still. I still want to explode when I think about them being gone. My whole life nobody treated me like much, but they treated me like I mattered. They cared about me. And then they died.

I wish I had spent my youth learning how to number instead of learning how to punch

https://youtu.be/Svm2S9Uwc0c

The Bible is actually a pretty good anime, even though it's a collaborative compilation of shorts.

https://youtu.be/8-sZNiKxnd0

I love this part, Job tears his friends a new asshole for being judgemental pricks

I'd still fuck an Italian 🥵

No offense, but Italians act a little...weird

IT LIVES! IT LIVES! IGOR, I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE ANTI! HE IS ANTI DRUGS, ANTI GUNS, ANTI PEDO, ANTI MOVIES, ANTI VIDEOGAMES, ANTI COMIC BOOKS, ANTI ROCK AND ROLL, ANTI GAY! IF HE SEES YOU DRINKING, HE WILL LECTURE YOU ABOUT HOW ALCOHOL IS UNHEALTHY, HE IS ANTI DRINKING!!!!!!!

Heroin needs to be legal for recreational use. I will not budge on this.

@rats are you trying to make me horny

Preppy girls from rich families who date loser druggies is the best trope

@beardalaxy I hate weird shit like that, glad you had backup

@mario @Kagekokoro Gah I just woke up I'm sorry here it is

https://youtu.be/4IViz2W8FIU

@mario @Kagekokoro Have you guys heard this yet? There's at least 8 tracks so far, half made by this guy half made by someone else.

@mario That's based
Pony voices are exactly what you want to hear while sexing

If I only could
Make a deal with god
And get him to swap our places