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Don't forget: You are doing your best and I appreciate it a lot!

I lust for filling ass up every day but I don't do casual sex and I don't have a bf so I'm just maddeningly horny

@mario @ink8@the9thcircle.club smh can't even ask people how big their hogs are without being accused of sexual harassment smh free speech is dead smh /half joking

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Scully seeks alien babies through prayer. Mulder empathizes with ghost demons.

@doorroo I would snuggle the thoughtform that is you and make happy appreciative sounds

Ok going to drift off into fantasy land where all my favorite cartoon characters tell me what they think, wish you guys could come on a guest pass, wander around, leave anytime you want, would be fun. Oh look, what's over there! That's godzilla arguing with Pikachu about EU stuff, and ohohooo here we have a random mass of people brawling it out and demanding more food! Quick hurry, or we'll miss it! This way! Yea downstairs! It's dark, shhhh, this is the lounge that Ms Piggy sings at, she's about to be up! Oh no wait... where's my wallet? Huh? Oh no not this guy agaiiiiiin!
Tossed out of my own club, in my own dream, in front of my friens, so embarrassing...eh fuck it, lets just fly around and shoot laser beams until we crash the serv- I mean wake up.

Oh don't mind me just lookin at shit that I
A. Can't afford
and
B. Don't have room for

@AbNormal @opal @bitterblossom @doorroo @rats A bear, when it finds a person (in a predatory sense) it will incapacitate them, likely by holding them down. It will then begin to eat, while the person is alive. It will begin eating at the orifice that does not have teeth. They will rip it apart, wide open, guts spilling out, not a care in the world, happy, while the human screams. We are not divergent. It is our empathy that makes us divergent.

@opal @AbNormal @bitterblossom @rats @doorroo MEAT feels like a sin, eating meat feels sinful, eating fruit feels neutral

@opal @AbNormal @bitterblossom @rats @doorroo Neat feels like a sin, fruit is nice, it doesn't lament being eaten

I should make my Halloween costume a straight redneck, I'll wear a flannel and eat chew and say "git in mah truck werman"

@doorroo @bitterblossom @rats @AbNormal @opal Oil is easy enough to make though, if you can brew coffee you can make oil

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