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Scully seeks tacos through prayer. Mulder empathizes with modern-day dinosaurs.

Elon fired a racist Indian omg I'm gonna cum

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[Me as a psychiatrist]

Patient: I just want to have a little girl sit in my lap and make her moan in pleasure. What's wrong with me?

Me: No, that's completely normal. It's our society that's wrong.
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Kinktober 2022: Day #28 #kinktober22
Adventure Time, Free Use

The trick-or-treaters won't let them finish Marceline's favorite scary movie.

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@neo4812 @Nebukhanezzar It's because the people in charge are actually very very lazy, so lazy in fact that they don't want to deal with the logistics of checking every package that looks like it has a child in it on the off chance that there is a real child in it, and they use the excuse of the will of the people or the peoples morals as an excuse, because they really do not care about the will of the people, or morals. That's my assumption at least.

A king without a kingdom
Is free
To walk
In the land of the dogmen

Fucking french impressionists, stop making everything so blurry! Sharpen the image! Booooo!

@Viking @radix023 I don't want to jump to conclusions but I think French impressionists may have ruined art.

God why do I get such a boner for cordiality?

@FederalAgent69 @RoyalJohnny242 @coolboymew The tv series has a very Adventures of Hercules or Xena vibe but cyberpunk

@hideki I like this even though I don't really get it, I'm sure I'll fill the gaps in as I go. All I know are krita and old photoshop (6.0 I think)

Can't even ask bitches on a date anymore without being labeled a "sex pest" wtf?

I am sexually aroused by contrarianism, or trolling. Not a joke. The thought of fucking a non passing crossdresser in front of terfs, while saying things like, "omg beautiful woman you're a beautiful woman omg so pass 10/10 love uh so beautiful" while they yell and say "noooo that's a man nooooo stop itttt"

@amerika My acc is still banned (or permanently suspended as they put it)

@JABcomix He just better not get rid of the femboy buttholes :peepoSuspicious:

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Its officially hoodie weather! No better way to celebrate than drawing our OCs strutting their stuff!

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