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Broke: Looking up the pedophiles on the refistry to tell your kids which houses to avoid

Woke: Looking up the pedophiles to tell your kids to go welcome them to the neighborhood so they can learn how to deal with adversity

I had to send them away so quickly because I had to run straight to my room to coom the hardest coom I'd coomed in years

@opal I agree it's not healthy for the kids, they would be paranoid and anxious and broken, I would have to be strong enough to let them take risks

If I was a parent tbh I would be one of those crazy fucks who never lets their kids leave the house.

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One was around 9, and quite cute, even at that age. The other, around 7, and likely her sister, wasn't quite as pretty but was also adorable.

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And if I was, shame on the testers, putting lgs in what they perceive to be danger just to ascertain if the new neighbor is a pervert or not...but what if they came over of their own accord...what if they knew exactly what they were doing, and I disappointed them by sending them away? No that can't be possible!

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I still can't get over the two blonde lgs who knocked on my door out of nowhere unattended when I first moved in. It's a good thing I wasn't a pervert or I could have invited them in. As it was I was friendly but appropriate and then cheerfully sent them away, never saw them again. Still wonder if I was being tested.

@prouddegenerate well they say that looking at beautiful things helps with pain, so I could grow some beautiful flowers then look at them really hard until my pain stops

@Kapueio@baraag.net D.W. and D.W.s mom (Arthur) orgasming together

luckily I'm forward thinking enough that I have a solution, even if it is a pain in the ass.

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tbh if I don't get consistent opiates I'll probably be dead within 5 years from suicide

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Ok I watched Wendell & Wild and it was decent, even though I hate Peeles politics.

@tarperfume @bitterblossom I knowwwww, her insecurity would cause her to seek validation from others as soon as I failed to meet her expectations :jokersadsmile:

@bitterblossom @tarperfume This is why I want a mentally unstable girl so she's too codependent to fuck anyone else let alone go anywhere without me (her anxiety would prevent it)

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Scully seeks cool hairstyles through prayer. Mulder tries to expose government alien hobos.

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