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@doorroo @prouddegenerate @luithe @RehnSturm256 I've been told I look like a lesbian, and they thought I was an FtM tranny

@RehnSturm256 @prouddegenerate @luithe tbh I want big muscles but female bodybuilder type muscles, and to be feminine looking but jacked like Wonder Woman or She Hulk

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instead of NNN I may try Butt Nutt November where I only can nutt by putting things in my butt

@RehnSturm256 @luithe None of this matters when I want to be a supermodel woman with a big dick who fucks other supermodel women, idc that it's impossible. Is it a nose trick that I also wish I was superman? Am I being fooled into entertaining an unattainable goal? Thou doth protest too much.

I wish I was a female (WITH NO CUNT AND A DICK AND BALLS) Rick Sanchez with giant tits (real ones) and bimbo aesthetics.

@RehnSturm256 I would keep my dick! I don't believe in dick cutting or body modding. Even breast implants and piercings.

Changing my sheets because nothing feels better on smooth legs than fresh sheets bro

Some things I thought about in the shower while shaving...
1. I wish I was a hot girl so I could date hot girls
2. I kind of retreated from life in 2015 and started preparing for the apocalypse but it never came
3. I feel bad for giving up on trying to stop the system from destroying more lives

Listening to halloween spotify playlist, I need a hot shower, and a shave :comfyblush:

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Ok doing self care even though I want to kms

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@nocontextspongebob when the pill kicks in and the dude sleeping on the couch opens your door

Here's to hoping my ex gets treatment resistant superaids since he takes prep and thinks that means he can have sex with everybody all the time with no consequences

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