Show newer

Ritz crackers: Bitchmade, crumble apart when you put peanut butter on them, no salt
Keebler Club Crackers: Strong, hold up to the pb application, salt, the crackers of our forefathers

YZZAJ boosted

Scully argues with Mulder about magic. Mulder seeks enlightenment through witchery.

I hope a double feature isn't too much to handle, have another quality anime compared to the fucking shit they put out today.
youtu.be/NtlgMgConMw

Dating apps=
See beautiful girl, perfect face, so sweet, heart flutters, imagine lives together, hardships, travels, it's meant to be, this must be fate: Do not match
See land whale, ugly, hideous, horrifying, accidentally hit like: Match

I mean this boy would suck David Lynch's cock, and I can't stand anything else he's made. But Eraserhead is some good shit.

Show thread

My first love was a hipster boy, he showed me a lot of cool media that I didn't realize he only liked ironically, and I came to like it genuinely. Stuff like The Smiths, and gangster rap, and weirdo movies like Eraserhead.

God damnit I am going crazy I need to do something, may write a long tl;dr post for nobody but a few to read

Whats yalls favorite 2000s tv series? I never watched Supernatural much growing up but I'm going through the series now and it's really fun, and at times surprisingly hardcore.

Me and gay femboy wife and our shared cisfemale pet

YZZAJ boosted

Rebecca - Cyberpunk 2077 preview

FULL VERSION COOM SEQUENCE: ploxy.fanbox.cc/ or subscribestar.adult/ploxy or ploxy.gumroad.com/l/rsuco

will Release FULL VERSION COOM SEQUENCE in February 2023

@Sudodeme You just dip your hand in some water if it dries out and it gets slippery again

@Sudodeme any time I see a string of numbers: those are porno numbers

@amerika How the world should work: Oh gee wiz looks like you did a rape, yup, yup that's you, either that or you're covering for someone who did, so you know what, you know what we're gonna do, that's right, car battery, and yes, tongs, and then after a while we'll ask you again, and you can either confess or get some more education, and then after your confession we're going to do a nice little surgery on you, to make you better (*the surgery would not be to make him better)

The thing about performances is that they are performed, or pre formed, they have been planned out, that's what makes it performative, it is not spontaneous.

@sandy doesn't matter to me, wife is as wife does, and bugs is a wife (daffy is his husband)

Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.