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Proof that Superman is capable of lying: youtu.be/5GDvVplPEqo

It's ok to lie for the right reasons, sometimes. Also look at what a snack Robin is in that thumbnail, jeezus

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"Tiredness/unawareness", basically the faces women make when they're tired, drunk, or high on drugs

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A thing to keep in mind about these objects is that most of them are trolling, even the really old ones, people back then trolled too, it was just jokes, but then some of it had to have been created with genuine hate and intent to do harm, because people are like that too

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random sutism: making this noise makes me happy :blobcatsmilehappy:
Tibetan monks: :blobfoxthinkowo:
Science: :revblobfoxscience: science says weird breathing and making strange noises proven to improve health

Ever since seeing a study on men that shows men are most aroused by women who's facial expression is one of "tiredness" (somnophilia anyone?), it all hit me like a ton of bricks. Men are programmed rapeanimals. Literal rapeapes. Hunting for rape. Looking for rape, looking for tired femaes to rape, females too tired to fight them off or run away. This also explains why men are very aroused by pretty women who "aren't all there" ie. they act like they have mental problems, because these women will be easier to subdue. FASCINATING (Aw fuck I did it, I said fascinating, what I mean is that it sucks and I wish our species wasn't so rapatious.)

@tarperfume @rats @AbNormal my dick hears that jittery manic adhd voice and looks at me like it knows I don't want to, but we have to

@alyx @icedquinn My assumption is:
Grugs grugging
Long time
Grugs notice when other Grugs die
Grugs come up with reasons, usually wrong ones
Eventually Grug notices the real reason
Grug stays away from that reason

It's more reductive than additive, people eat everything and stop eating what kills them, like babies putting things in their mouth and spitting them out when they're bitter, so does the group of individuals (like a group of cells) "spit out" (make taboo, label as poison, learn not to eat) bad foods, and all that are left are the ones that aren't bad.

Then things get weird with shit that actually hurts to eat but isn't toxic, like peppers, that probably took a long ass time for us to understand. I mean as recently as 50 years ago people thought spanish and italian people were so "hot tempered" because of their "spicy" food...which is retarded.

I once had a very pretty Jamaican gf and the sex was amazing and she had a cute personality but she freaked out when she learned I had fucked guys before and so I broke up with her because I stopped trusting her, and tbh Idk if that was justified, but then she stopped showing up to class and I worry I single handedly ruined this girls semester...Idk though because shortly after she stopped showing up to class, I stopped showing up to class, and wanted to kms because this pretty girl who I felt safe around, no longer felt safe for me, and what's worse is she probably was safe but I'm just so paranoid and schizophrenic that I misinterpreted her reaction and blew it out of proportion :blobsad:
Like I could see us being happy together before that happened, we never even got to go on any adventures

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They don't actually read bills before passing them. They have confessed to this many times. Reminder.

I hate when people say something is "fascinating" instead of saying it either sucks or is based

@opal Koala wisdom; there is no evidence to suggest that my location and this wet phenomenon are correlated, I will not waste energy moving on a gamble!

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