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Instagram keeps doin me right, suggesting qts who are my niche and only get 30ish likes, it's like Instagram is trying to play algorithmic matchmaker

the concept of someone pissing all over somebody while they were asleep and then convincing them that it was them who pissed themselves is hilarious to me

a horror movie where a person who is 90% immobilized has to fend off a hungry cat in their home while everyone else is away for the weekend (it's like pickle rick)

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This could have been 5-10 minutes long. I'm not watching all this shit. Cool subject though didn't know they wanted to make a game.

@bitterblossom Gatorade is great but only if you're actually doing stuff like you said because when I was a fatty as a kid and I was drinking Gatorade and doing nothing my ankles swelled the fuck up because of the salt

@bitterblossom @Sp @cummies feel like people yelling at you and hitting you for no reason would be social dysfunction but not having any food to eat would be environmental dysfunction, or people not associating with you because you're gay or black or white would be social dysfunction, and being too hot or too cold to the point where you can't function would be environmental dysfunction

@bitterblossom @Sp @cummies all of you go look up long cycling bipolar because that's what it is (I don't like "mentall illnesses" being viewed as a disorder, I prefer to view them as a normal symptom of trauma, or environmental dysfunction, social dysfunction too I suppose but I view social dysfunction as nothing more than a symptom of environmental dysfunction.)

@bitterblossom the bit at the end about the suits reminds me that the guy who played Herman Munster in The Munsters had to drink like gallons of fucking lemonade to keep his electrolytes up because he would sweat so much under the lights in that fucking suit, the things people suffer through for work

I learned how to swear from my grandfather, I took his method and built upon it.

@bitterblossom it's not that he was wrong about Coca-Cola being bad for your body it was that he was such a fucking dumb illogical retard for coming to that conclusion because it can wash stuff, water washes stuff too

@bitterblossom was it that they wanted to get people addicted or was it that being on cocaine just felt really really awesome, and addiction was a side effect

obviously I'm not saying Coca-Cola is great for your body or something mostly due to the amount of sugar but to pretend that it's some kind of drain cleaner conspiracy to get people to drink poison is retarded

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@mer I'm here! My family is off doing stuff with their normie associates, I'm home like usual! I'm making chicken soup today and some baked pasta with ricotta and butternut sauce!

My ex was so fucking retarded his dipshit ass shared a meme with me once about Coca-Cola washing blood off the road and he was like "oh my God that's what people put in their body 👁️👄👁️" in his gay faggy twink bottom voice and I was just like he can't be this fucking stupid can he, but he was... lemon juice is used to clean stuff too does that mean it's bad for your body you fucking retard?

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