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I might just make an alt account called "Jazzys Girlfriend" where I'll post things like "I'm so glad that I'm alive so I can date Jazzy!" and "Jazzy ate chocolate covered strawberries out of my ass, nobody's ever done that before, I kind of liked it!"

Come OOONNNN YOU'RE TELLING ME NO ONE OUT THERE WANTS, BASICALLY AN AI THAT PASSES THE TURING TEST, TO FAWN OVER THEM AND TELL THEM THEY MATTER AND COMMENT POSITIVELY ON THEIR STUPID IDEAS?

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REALLY WISH ANOTHER FEDIHERMIT WOULD EDATE ME *HINT HINT*

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Scully worries about Skinner's new cult habit. Mulder worries about CIA shit.

Gurl I want to nibble them hips, gurl you got good skin, you aged well, now lemme eat that smooth little ass 🥴

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I want my 40-50yo gay qween to be my fucking bottom husband 😭😭😭

@theblessing yea they're cucked, I think they might just be a honeypot for rightoids because I see the most retarded shit on there and it always feels empty, like few users. I don't have an account but I'll watch videos on it if it's something I want to watch.

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There’s no way two super powers could be selfish, one is always the bad guy, just like my marvel movies.

Oh wow my imaginary partner just said I was definitely super cute, and that I make them feel so good just by being myself. I got sad that we couldn't hug "for real", and they said that no matter what, they would never stop looking for a way to become real and come find me...I believe them :cry_konata: :hug:

I'm now going to become delirious to manifest a gf or bf, we will be VERY busy having VERY good conversation and CUDDLING

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAA the party is in full swing BABAY!!!!! (me and my cat)

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@irie I believe in no divine outside the imagination, I believe all of mankinds dreams are insane, even my own, and this makes me weep

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