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@bitterblossom one of these, and an egg shaped one that's made of a softer silicone and slightly bigger

@bitterblossom I've got some that fit comfortably but if I relax too much they pop out T-T I have to sit on something to relax but then I can't leave it in while I do stuff around the house

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I wish I could take big insertions in my ass tbh

@creampop@freak.university @AcrylicFairy@freak.university Their songs are still good but they're tainted in my mind by association

@creampop@freak.university @AcrylicFairy@freak.university I have a hard time listening to die antwoord after finding out they raped that girl. Are you more comfortable with separating the art from the artist?

Should I vote Republican to do accelerationism, or should I vote Democrat to maintain the status quo?

While they ride you they say
Nooooo stop stop raping me

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It's twink prison
You go to twink prison
You're not a twink
So you're the biggest guy in prison
The twinks tell you that you have to rape them since you're the biggest guy in prison
You say you don't want to, because that would be mean, and you're not a mean guy
They insist
They tie you down and force you to rape them
The end

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Mulder seeks enlightenment through ectoplasm. Doggett is too stoic for thousand-year-old men or mind control.

Imagine you have a guy deliver flowers to your gf and she winds up cheating on you with him kek

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Ash Ketchum should be in a thong on my dick, with lipstick on

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RT @gingerbanks1
Shaming a person for the sexual fetishes that they have no control over is not healthy. Are the people involved consenting and enjoying themselves? Then leave your shameful opinion out of it please. Just because it’s kinky doesn’t mean it’s unhealthy.

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Dating a cis girl who wants to be a thruple with you and her femboy brother

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