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@driftwood I also want to fuck Mufassa from the lion king. Same vibes. And Professor X and Magneto.

@driftwood Tmnt=childhood show, splinter=good father figure (didn't have one), him being a bottom=reclaiming sexual identity that father attempted to subvert, him being a rat man=safe being to be with since I have been betrayed by humans not animals but I want a good father figure and a literal animal can't give advice, his age=wanting to reclaim power that was taken away from me by older people, his seeming undesirability=I have low self esteem and feem like splinter would know he couldn't do any better than me so he wouldn't leave, that's all I can think of

Hnnnnnggggg master splinter rat bussy master splinter might be my new waifu

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I saw a youtube short that was meant to raise awareness but it was kind of hot.
"Did you know there are more young girls who are mothers than there are young boys who are fathers? You might be thinking well how can that be? That's because many of them were impregnated by adult MEN. *pause for dramatic effect*"

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I keep fantasizing about gentle older alpha daddies who are bottoms, but who run like, an organization and are popular

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Powerbottoms omg I need to serve powerbottoms :blobpleading:

@DogmaLord I hope we get stream mommies one day, hot big boob milfs all greased up and shiny

"She's massas favorite" - when I see a hot black girl. "Mmmhmmm her ancestors were definitely massas favorite" - lookin at the booty

Can't stop fantasizing about being in a sexual relationship with Master Splinter from tmnt. Also been having sexy fantasies about Professor X (walking version) and Magneto (helmet off so you can see his sexy white hair). I buttfuck them. Had to specify. And they like it. They love me. Based. Daddy issues.

I hate trans boys. Not really but yea. My eyes just glower into hateful slits when I see one talking about anything sex related. I'm fine with trans boys who are CHASTE...but slutty trans boys piss me off. Wanna punch em. For being slutty. /vent

I wish I could say "I'm sorry it's so big..." in an embarrassed tone. But it's just kind of average.

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🔞可愛いコスチュームで大集合! 

ボンデージビキニ淫魔ちゃんず♥
succubi in bondage bikini♥

Does anyone else have the lived experience of people making zero effort? You are nothing but pleasant to someone, and then after initiating every single fucking interaction you back off, to let them make some moves, and they just sit therr like a potato head. Tf wrong with people. Say hello, say thankyou, say you were thinking about me, write a heartfelt message, something, any fucking thing you cunt.

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@creampop@freak.university Oh I might have misunderstood. Sometimes I can't load media at all from certain places like that, it just shows up as a paperclip that leads to nowhere

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