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The concept of buttholes that have been douched clean and deep, until they're as clean as a mouth, and then being filled with whipped cream, and then being shat into another persons mouth (maybe mine) who loves eating the whipped cream even though it comes out of a butthole, is very intriguing for me

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I am so TIRED of MEAN ANTIS

I'M SORRY YOU'RE AN ANTI
I'M SORRY YOU ARE IRRATIONALLY ANGY
I AM SORRY THAT YOU DON'T LIKE THING
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT, I'M SORRY THE WORLD HAS THING YOU DON'T LIKE
I'M NOT IN CHARGE

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I used to get schadenfreude from loberals getting owned, now I get it drom conservatards getting rekt

THE WORD of THE LORD is INCOMPREHENSIBLE, ONLY HE knows the TRUE MEANINGS of the HOLY SCRIPTURE

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Anyone who claims to know what God wants by quoting the Bible is an enemy of the Lord and shall be SMOTE

@beardalaxy So no, I'm not advocating for gay parents fucking and filming their adopted children, nor would I ever. I'm commenting on a hot topic in a darkly irreverent way.

Yes! My new hardware came! I'm going to use this T60 I got as a learning computer, something I can train myself with without worrying about breaking my only one. I want to learn how to put linux on it, but step one will be removing and cleaning the keyboard. I'll do a test removal first on my broken T60 to learn my way around, and then I'll clean the new one after that.

And if THAT'S the case I would LOVE to be a Christian again

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I could see Christianity transforming, into a secular book club run by homosexuals.

I love Deuteronomy 13 because it basically tells all the Jews "Hey, fuckfaces, when some guy in some robes makes some shit happen and he says to do things a new way, he's lying" and "oh by the way, kill him, and his whole town, and burn the town, don't even touch their unopened sodas or chips, just fuck the whole place"

@errante @Sp @TastyCream I smoked some of a bible once, only the blank pages. I figured that was what they were there for.

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I wish that when I was a child a gay man would have come to town, the gayest man anyone had ever seen, with a big gay cock, and I wish he would sneak into my room, and eat and fucc my asshole

I would think "WHAT DID I DO? TO DESERVE HAVING ADULT COCKS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME?", adult cocks would be my livelyhood, they would be my lifeblood, I would take so many loads, even poz loads, in my child ass. I would be stretched and prepped well in advance to take a pounding. No adults would feel unsatisfied with my asshole, I would be able to engage properly with adults because I would be such a mature boy for my age, most other kids wouldn't be able to take such a pounding but I could, because I loved it...*sigh*, I will never be a kid taking adult cocks.

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