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Sad, existential crisis, I finally have to face the reality that because I am 15% black, every time I have fucked a white girl, it was 15% bbc interracial fucking. This is messing with my head.

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Nothing is better than a rimjob
For those of you who haven't felt a rimjob irl, I've got to tell you, if the opportunity arises, do NOT pass it up

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Scully argues with Mulder about smoking men. Smoking Man smiles enigmatically from the shadows.

I'd be like "fuck crypto, send me a courrier with gold doubloons"

@matrix This is how women flirt, he was supposed to fuck her, what a turbo retard, he doesn't know how to fuck

I don't like having my prostate stimulated that much, I might be a girl, since girls don't get stimulation from prostates either

Any time someone asks me who was in paris I immediately know it was niggas, niggas was in paris

@Kyou When it ends I really am going to commit violence against the employee running my simpod chamber. I have demanded for the simulation to end numerous times, I'm kicking some ass when I get out of here.

It's kind of sad how once everyone found out those people at the mall were asian and not mexican everyone stopped talking about them much

@cultured_grug No lolis and he calls his shit free speech, no pedos either, lol, lmao even

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Don't forget, today is the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia.

We won't stand for any of it today, tomorrow or any day! Let us all let our queer flags fly! So much love to our #lgbtqia family! Together we are legion.

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@linen I never understood why guys do this until I realized they have no fear or respect for women. I was raised by television to believe that if you treat a woman like garbage, you might get your cock chopped off while you slept.

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"Oh, hey! You made it! I was worried I was going to be stuck here with all the lame people lol. Huh? What? Oh yea, I totally do, he's been looking at you a lot lately. Anyway, wanna grab some punch? Lol yea, I wish, that would be crazy. I'm so glad you came, I was seriously feeling awful before you showed up. You're like, my best friend."

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