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Told you guys I chopped wood today :blobpleading: please love me...p-please *dies*

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@Kyou Idk but if she got near my dick she'd be bleached in no time

What are the rules for dating a black girl? Should I call her a black queen? Is that part of my duty as a boyfriend of a black girl?

@necrodogs@freak.university @cum NOOO OWWWE IT HURTED

You had an emotionally neglectful parent starter pack:

>I'm fine, I'm just tired
>Stares off into space while you're talking
>Interrupts to share their own, unrelated thoughts
>Retains nothing you say
>Supposed to arrive at 3:00pm, arrives at 3:40
>Share deep personal trauma with them, silence until you're the one to break it

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MEIN KRAFT is what notch really wanted to name it

@rher @matrix Time travel is the reason we got the black plague. Past people have no immunity to future bugs.

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