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I am going to try and stop being a masturbater
And I am going to try and start a family like a healthy american
Remember, it is not the destination but the journey
youtu.be/5PdVkA3HYYY

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@cum I could rp as a creepy old villager who lures players with candy and promises

@linen I bet future generations will have "plastic removing services" or products like how now we have "detoxifying" products like gimmick tea bags and negative energy absorbing foot pads, or something. People will just accept it. There will be commercials on tv that say "What is your plastics count? Is your plastics count high? If so, Plastiza may help, talk to your doctor about Plastiza today"

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I'm pollution girl
it pollution world~
eating plastic :O
it's fantastic :D

Idc if I have to do 1,000 bird mating dances to get the attention of just 1 compatible egirl, and I would do that a 1,000 times over to find the 1 compatible egirl who also was available and at the right place in her life

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Positive thinking: Statistically speaking there is an egirl out there who would accept me, that's a reason to live

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Spines are so useful. Imagine if you had spines. Venomous ones. Any faggot who tried to start shit with you would be fucked as soon as he touched you. He'd be confused at first, and then he wouldn't be able to deny the pain was real, and he would be incapacitated.

Remember that if you want to oppose IR cuck porn you have to call it racist, you can make the play you just have to say "I'm against this because it's racist" (not "I'm against this because I'M racist")

See's roided up muscular woman: Wolf mama...
Thinks about it for a second: Wolf mammas could give secret blowjobs to their pups :tanya_lewd:

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Sorry for the delay, here's the first uncensored pic

@Venus Oh damn little boys with under developed dicks are so hot :blobpleading:

How many of you have disempowerment trauma from when you were little kids and adults would straight up tell you to do things you didn't want to do and you had to or you'd be punished?

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