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The more popular a girl is the less desirable she is to me. A cute girl who only gets 3 likes on her socials is like a queen to me :blobpleading:

Who is HYGENIC, that too, I'm so hygenic bros that I wash my bhole every time I poop with soap and warm water, my bhole is pristine and never itchy or stinky

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If like attracts like then ok, fine, I can accept that....BUT WHERE IS MY OVERWEIGHT AGORAPHOBIC MENTALLY ILL AUTISTIC GIRLFRIEND???

@get I mean they're losers. Not whoever's reading this.

@get I remember years ago hearing marlbro patented marlbro greens in anticipation of legalization and then did nothing with it. Losers.

Wait a minute....you can pick cats up from the shelter, and there are WOMENS shelters :meru_wow:

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Why can't girls just be like cats? Why can't I just go put a bowl of food out and come back to like 3 young women without homes, for me to pick from?

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning frdifreeeeeeeens

@akarin I feel so calm, and my physical pain is finally not such a big deal.

Tiny asian wife who rides choppers:
Tiny asian wife who rides choppers is evolving?
Tiny asian wife who rides choppers has evolved into tiny asian grandma who rides choppers!

Grandkids: COOL :meru_wow:

I feel so fucking good :comfyblush: my hard work finally feels like it's worth something

@vriska But I don't think it's ok to inflict pain, just sudden death. It would be more painful to leave them to die of old age.

@vriska I've come to the conclusion I'm ok with eating things that would not intervene at all if I was dying in front of them.

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