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From now on every time you cum I will be there in spirit watching, and encouraging

*Happy time 1950s music plays after ingesting your cookie*
GEE WIZ EVERYTHING SURE IS GREAT

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You know how when you make cookies, and they're so good, and they even make your agony cease, but then there's these people, who hate cookies, they say sugar is bad, and they want to steal all your cookies and kill you if you try to stop them

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Idk, rick and Morty might get away with it, they might get away with betraying Roland, with the "anime" they'll be able to get japanese voice actors and make it "part of the joke" that they're not using Roilands voice anymore. The dude didn't even do anything besides fuck a crazy bitch, and when you're rich that's literally what you're supposed to do, he did nothing wrong.

Hell is being retarded but being just smart enough to know you're retarded

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It's abhorrent to me that some consider humans sexy before their secondary sex characteristics start showing. Like personally. I'm not attacking them for how they feel.

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I love tradgirl thirst traps but I always worry they go out and party in skin tight dresses and take bbcs

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"God, bro, how is your throat so tight?" The guy on the other side of the glory hole moans in between forceful, wet plaps. I stifle a giggle, holding my son's face against the stall wall with one hand and jerking off with the other, watching drool and tears pool on the floor between his quaking legs.

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