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I always watch movies and tv alone because it makes me feel less lonely. It keeps me sane.

If you arrest an elderly woman or teen girl for killing their rapist, you get punished. If you convict her, you get double punished.

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If you try to "pull over" a reckless driver doing donuts in the 4lane, instead of just shooting them in the head and pushing their car into the ditch, you get punished.

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If you get caught telling someone they NEED to part with their money, (fines for example) you get punished.

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I'm making other laws too, like if you get caught telling someone they need a license for something, you get punished. If you get caught gaslighting someone, you get punished.

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Girls just have to get used to dating little guys, I'm making it law, any girl caught ignoring little guys for not being tall gets in trouble

We would have a bed that was well made so it doesn't break, and you have to he careful not to squish me

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I know in my heart one of you fedi girls is over 6 feet and 300 lbs

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Need woman 3x my size who loves me and cherishes me

If I was put in charge of a realm and I had to keep power by any means possible I think I could handle it, but only if I had a cult of dedicated body guards who think I'm gods son.

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@ProstasiaInc Modern day SCUM, the slippery slope of TOTALITARIANISM and the RAPE OF THE HUMAN SOUL are REAL

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This is what happens when fictional children are protected like real ones. Actual victims of abuse and exploitation are overlooked while law enforcement targets people for playing a video game. news.com.au/technology/online/

A baraag account just followed me, I followed them back and it went through, but I can't see anything they posted or shared, their page is just blank. Other baraag profiles are working fine.

Independent, unlicensed porn studios are the most based, "mainstream" porn studios are gross, not badboys or revolutionary in any way, just cucks to the system, "Yes here's my paperwork sir, yes here's my licensing fees :blobpleading: " like gross, ew, nasty.

@matrix Girls get hot and bothered when guys work together, see them 'mirin

I would love being gay if it weren't for all the other gays. Every time it's "Oh, he's cute, wow...um :blobpleading: " and then you find out 2 seconds later that he had like 5 guys in his butthole an hour ago.

Imagine how great it would be if you could live in a mansion with all your favorite fedifrens

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