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@ittybittyshotadickie Hell new fren, I make dark jokes and sadposts I hope you stay :hug:

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@matrix I hate AI conceptually but it did good work here

@cum I don't have plants to, but I don't have anything against it.

@cum I hate gender roles I hate being made fun of for not fitting into my gender role, I will abandon all gender roles, I will be all genders, and no genders, simultaneously

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@nukie @Shlomo Oy vey the-s a fia-h, send da wa- ships!!!!!!!! (does not send the firemen)

@PeachyDelight@freak.university It's not great either, what's wrong?

And I had to smash the slugs, they were a garden pest, I'm still going to bury a cup of beer so they sink in it and all die, so don't act like you can cancel me for confessing to enjoying smashing slugs who CROSSED me that's the important part if these were slugs in the woods I would LEAVE THEM ALONE 100%, because this is PERSONAL it has nothing to do with slugs as a species, but these SPECIFIC SLUGS who have CROSSED ME by ASSAULTING my VEGTABLE BEINGS THAT I CARE FOR AND PROTECT.

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O nini for real this time I'm sorry for slug confession

I felt POWERFUL when I smashed those slugs for CROSSING me

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Can a person who's done bad things ever be redeemed? I massacred a whole bunch of garden slugs with a warclub. Was that wrong? They were violating my vegetables....I had to protect them. But when I smashed the slugs and they exploded, at first I felt disgusted, and a little remorseful, but then I thought of my vegetables and I got angry...and I smashed every slug and took PLEASURE in it. Is my soul beyond repair? They ATTACKED my vegetables and in the olden times people would delict slugs and snails and rabbits as armored enemies because they had to be faced as such, MY VEGETABLES ARE BEINGS AS WELL, AND SO I WAS LEGITIMATELY PROTECTING THEM! I....I was doing my duty... it's ok to smash the slugs if I'm doing my duty......but to enjoy it...oh god, I'm a monster.

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