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THE GOD OF THE TRENCH WILL NOT BE IGNORED ON THIS SABBATH DAY *CELESTIAL HORNS* *ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT*

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BROWN
YOU CAN STILL BE MY GF
MAYBE EVEN MY WIFE

@animeirl >Be Gay Bowser
>Have growth disorder
>A foreigner says to you, "So long, Gay Bowser"

@LOVER A pet name from my personal life, and then just butts because it's funny to me.

If she has tattoos she's a whore
good girls don't get tattoos
so if you're a good girl and you got a tattoo I'm sorry but people are going to think you're a whore now 🥺

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Womanflesh
Did the sketch of this a while back - thought it was time to finish it. Bart x Edna x Shary Bobbins
#simpsons #shota

imagine if Tyrone was your bottom bitch and you fucked his pussy wide open and he loved it and then he became a muscle tranny

@Mr_NutterButter They actually have contributed a lot of actors to hollywood surprisingly, William Shatner is Canadian for example

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My kitty was meowing like crazy and I thought she was hurt but I checked and she just had a fresh dead mouse. I think her meows were like roars of victory from her perspective.

Don't try to get high off hrt
do not do a higher dose of hrt than usual even if your nexr dose won't be a full one
Seriously stop fucking around it's not weed, DARE has fucked people up so bad they think drs are wrong about everything but even a broken clock is right twice a day. Do not fuck around with hormone dosing.

@jeffowski No they're entitled to the land because Britain and the other ally powers gave it to them after the war, the goods have been sold and integrated (for lack of a better word, much like food this land has been integrated into the body of the society that surrounds it.), they can not be feasibly given back, no more than a muffin you have digested can be given back, the issue is not with the new buyer, the issue is with the seller who sold stolen goods.

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More hima, I referenced an artist named Rustle for this one, with a few changes here are there.

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Day10:United
Even the topmost Top sometimes imagine themselves being Bottom.
No, this did not happen, according to the canon, they only have sex with each other.

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@sjw There would likely be an investigation, the only question is if I would be a suspect for interacting with this post.

IKEA MADE A BBC FUCKING HOTDOG THOSE SWEEDISH FUCKS THINK THEY'RE FUNNY CUCKS

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