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Islam has doomed itself by refusing to be pro gay imo, catholics saw the writing on the wall and now the pope is siding with the good guys (human rights enjoyers)

I'm sweaty and stinky not in a good way sorry have to shower real quick >.<

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#shota #southpark #stanmarsh #randymarsh #briefs

Randy: “That’s right son, that’s Tegridy!”
:stan: “Dad, will you just shut the f*ck up and let me finish.”

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@cunny X-Men franchise is what put the spark there, it said that everyone deserves rights and respect no matter how they look.

No we won't have the same taste in rapemeat and she won't follow orders correctly (no one ever does) so I'd rather just get a mousy girl who is literally mute so she cannot accept anyones advances or flirt back and just stays in her own little world with me. And then I catch her sewing her vagina shut because she knows how much I don't want other people touching it and I sign to her "You don't have to do that, I trust you." and we hug and live happily ever after.

I still wouldn't date a hardcore skydiver or caver or something, I would worry too much. Notice how you don't make fun of me and you respect my boundary. Now do the same for me not wanting to date girls who spelunk dicks and skydive onto dicks.

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Mulder pretends like he cares more about ghost possession than Scully. Smoking Man infects Skinner with speaking in tongues.

@sjw Lol, the filthy losers could give people rights, make them proud of their country, so they would want to defend it, don't fucking treat them like criminal slaves and start shit with them over shit like prostitution. Plenty of zoomers are probably praying for some foreign nation to fucking take over and save them because they feel like hostages.

Tfw you make an internet friend but then they kill themselves and they didn't even have it as bad as you (but you don't really judge them because everyone has only their own perceived experience to weigh their joy and sorrow against...but really they were rich as fuck let's be honest, easy street little crybaby)

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A beautiful woman who is being harassed by bad men, she cries to you, "Please onisan, just kill them!!", you instantly snap into action, pulling out your 10 foot long katana, folded by a blind monk with a demons curse, you say "THAT'S ENOUGH!!" before charging them and instantly winning, everyone cheers.

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@Sp I'm stretching to help my spine problems while watching funny caucasian movie review men (rlm)

@Sp How are you spag I feel like I haven't seen you in a while

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Having a shitty body sucks because you can't even pretend you could be the mc anymore. When you're young you're all like "That could be me!" but then you get old and you imagine if you tried to climb over a fence you would crush your testicles and fall down, rupturing a disc in your back and starving to death.

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