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One time I was getting fucked in the butt by a cute guy with a small dick and his roommate walked into the house and she was like "omg heh heh" and I was kind of embarrassed

@Jazzy_Butts@monk.ey.business And she'll say "I'm a virgin! But don't worry, I've trained my pussy on dragon dildos, but never a dudes dick!"

WHY CAN'T THEY SEE ME IN A CROWD AND PUSH THROUGH ALL THE OTHER GUYS WHO ARE MAD ABOUT THAT AND SAY TO ME "JAZZY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, I'M YOUR GOVERNMENT ISSUED GIRLFRIEND!!"

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WHY CAN'T THEY STOP FUCKING OTHER DUDES AND JUST FUCK ME :angry_pepe:

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I love steroid muscle girls with their abs and their slutty attitudes, but I get mad when I think of other dudes fucking them, so I'm always mad.

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I feel bad when I see otherwise popular people have their fanbase turn on them for being a pedo, or suspicion of being a pedo.

@Kiri @Slab0fMeat Only Dark Love, Princess 69, and Tentacle and Witches have lolis.

@Kiri @Slab0fMeat Yea most hentai sucks, there's only a few I really like, here's a few, Dark Love, Princess 69 (NOT the sequel), Prison Ship Kangoku Senkan, Taimanin Asagi (again only the originals really), and honorable mentions go to Tentacle and Witches and Hell Knight Ingrid

@Kiri @Slab0fMeat It def woke something up in me, wish there were more shota animes

I like how bbc is considered racist now. I know I can take no credit but I like to think some of my rants over the last 10 years got some traction.

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@sjw Tobacco regulations are the sort of thing that elicits within me a desire for rape.

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There's only one option to that invitation and it is giving her a new child :blobamused:

Helen Parr from "The Incredibles"

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It makes me sick to my stomach when antis appropriate para culture, and then when you're all like "Oh wow you're a para too!?" they laugh in your face.

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⭐𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 🔊 2:30 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘀.⤵
𝗛𝗶𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗔𝗿𝘀 ➜ hiccears.com/p/rokuya
𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗕𝗢𝗫 ➜ gotobei.fanbox.cc/posts/693147

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