YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Old timey mustache top hat villain: HAHA! IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME FROM MY RAPE, THE TRAP WILL BE TRIPPED AND HER NECK WILL BE BROKEN!!!!

Hero: Ok, that's on you, because I'm coming *starts walking forward*

Old timey mustache top hat villain: I SAID SHE'LL DIE! DID YOU HEAR ME? YOU'LL FUCKING KILL HER YOU IDIOT!

Hero: Yea, I heard, and that's on you. I'm going to rip your fucking guts out through your asshole.

Old timey mustache top hat villain: *starts sweating* Oh god no I've seen him do it he's not bluffing

For a long time I hated "jews", and I hated sjws for supporting Jews......but now......now I love Jews, and the sjws (who now hate jews) have no idea what my power level is, this time, I will make the Jews win.

Why do I love Jews? Because Jews are very progressive, and they make outcasts of those religious ultra orthodox types, to such a degree that they kvetch about it. They call Israel new nazis because they don't lick their trenchcoat asses. Anyway, I see nothing but support from Jews about art, criticism, comedy, critique, EXCEPT for when it comes to genuine hate speech, which is understandable. So in short, fuck the death worshippers, and fuck them for hiding behind women and children, and fuck the world for bitching not about the guy holding up his kid to catch all the bullets, but the guy firing the machine gun as an act of defense.

Black gf who talks ghetto for you in bed even though she's an oreo

STOP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
OH YO

One time I was getting fucked in the butt by a cute guy with a small dick and his roommate walked into the house and she was like "omg heh heh" and I was kind of embarrassed

@Jazzy_Butts@monk.ey.business And she'll say "I'm a virgin! But don't worry, I've trained my pussy on dragon dildos, but never a dudes dick!"

WHY CAN'T THEY SEE ME IN A CROWD AND PUSH THROUGH ALL THE OTHER GUYS WHO ARE MAD ABOUT THAT AND SAY TO ME "JAZZY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, I'M YOUR GOVERNMENT ISSUED GIRLFRIEND!!"

WHY CAN'T THEY STOP FUCKING OTHER DUDES AND JUST FUCK ME

I love steroid muscle girls with their abs and their slutty attitudes, but I get mad when I think of other dudes fucking them, so I'm always mad.

@matrix meatspin