@arisudotexe Like rp? I'll come in rp form because I'm not getting off my couch. My neck hurts. Anyway yes! I'm super down for the mall, I want to hang out in the arcade for a while though.
Instead of being mad at the super hot twink who only is attracted to abusive pieces of shit, make yourself one of those abusive pieces of shit and abuse him for not appreciating you (consensually) Rape his ass and slap him until he begs you to stop. (consensually). And then when he cuddles up on you for after care say "get the fuck off me, faggot" because you hate him for not appreciating you when you were nice, and you're disgusted by him for that. But you have won now, so you leave, and he misses you, he craves your abuse, but you're not interested, and he always has a hole in his heart that your abuse could fill, and so you've won, by being the monster he wanted, and then leaving him, you have shattered his disgusting little broken soul and made him into what he deserves to be, completely broken.
@Sigma I agree, I don't understand the people who support Russia, I don't understand what could possibly be appealing about Russia
@turntechGodhead "As long as you hate yourself enough to be our whipping boy"
Goblin uprising in the world of chads
https://youtu.be/yZEKlp-H6FE
My doctor told me that she doesn't usually see spine problems like mine with people who haven't been in the military. And I had to stop myself from saying "because I'm hardcore motherfucker, you don't know me, you don't know the shit I do, and the biggest joke is it was all for nothing, I'm old now and can't do any damn thing and I wasted my life training."
@turntechGodhead I agree
@Remejy Ughhhh this discourse seems so normal to me that I mentioned it to someone irl who I would never see again, because we were talking about zoophilia, and the look they fucking gave me when I said "Yea, you know what *I* hate, is how everyone says it's abusive to get them to give you a blowjob." and since they were confused I elaborated, "You know, because that's like, their puppy instincts and people are like, saying that's wrong and stuff (lol amirite what weirdos haha)" and they just kept giving me the look.
Random guy: Hey Jazzy! *is black*
Me: LIGHTEN IT
Random guy: W-what?
Me: YOUR SKIN. LIGHTEN IT.
Random guy: *cries*
Me: *Sits down, makes a face* Heh chief, what's this about.... you're upset because I told you to lighten your skin...huh?
Random guy: *Through choked up tears* Y-Yeah, I just wanted to be friends, b-but you hate me wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Oh no, no no no no no oh no no no no no, I don't hate you, I hate the world, and you just happen to be apart of the world, and so I'll say all kinds of nasty horrible downright mean things to you to hurt your feelings.
Random guy: S-so you don't actually want me to lighten my skin?
Me: Oh no I do because it's fucking disgusting, I can barely make out your fucking facial features they all just blend into the darkness.
Random guy: *Cries again*
Me: God damnit, soft people, you will never survive as a nigger, there's much meaner people than me out there BOY, so suck it up, act white, marry a black woman, get in whiteys good grace and prove you're not a despicable animal who humiliates the white man by accepting the advances of his disgusting wretched pale crickety white bitch. Can you do that? Can you do that Tyrone?
Random guy: My names Alan....
Me: Well Tyrone Alan, can ya do that?
Tyrone Alan: I don't know....what if the white bitch is really fine??
Me: Well Tyrone Alan, if you really want me to hate you, I mean especially you, Tyrone Alan, you should participate in race fetishism. But if you want me to respect you, then you should feel enough shame to keep away from that white booty, and even give the bitch a smack for coming onto you, a black man, black and proud Tyrone Alan, Black and Proud, that's what you need to be. Do not sully your black dick on white mans women.
Tyrone Alan: I think I understand now, thankyou for showing me the way!
Me: Well, it's nothing, I try, now run along Tyrone Alan, I have a woman who is exactly 85% white and 15% black just like me,and she's expecting me. Birds of a feather Tyrone Alan! Remember that! Birds of a Feattthhhhheeeeeerrrrrrr *my voice trails off as I ascend into the sky in my hot air balloon.*
Tryine Alan: That man is truly wise *while looking up into the sky*
Project ended.
Project status: Failure
Debrief complete.