JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Life is too hardcore

@sjw @matrix I've had freeze dried ice cream before, it tasted different but still good, I think the drier something already is the less of a difference it makes

If I had my pick right now of any partner, I would pick a sweet smol femboy who is shy and perfectly groomable and eager/desperate to please, he would make a good partner to have at my side, with his smol hairless body and his big cute eyes >:3

@sjw @matrix if freeze dried they would last longer I think

On an average night in an average town, society is turned on its head.
The strong are raped by the weak. An infectious virus that drives victims insane, and two heroes who can't keep standing by. A corrupt sherrif, and an undercover CIA agent must join forces to try and keep each others secret. Fireballs, shrapnel, and even extra terrestrials, every few moments. By the time it's over, the world will never be the same!

Bo: HEY!
Ken: Is that...
Bo: IT IS!
Both: WOAH!
They jump out of the way of a flying saucer. Bo feels Kens hand graze against his torso and savored the moment. Just then a little creature emerged from a hatch. The creature points a ray gun at then and says "GaygaygaygayFagfagfagfagGaygaygay!!!" and fires the raygun, both men are at once knocked out. They awake where they fell, alone, no alien or saucer in sight.
Bo: I don't feel so good...Ken...
Ken: I think...I think I might be feeling...gay
Bo: Gay!? I'm not gay, I was never gay! (Internal monologue: I AM feeling gayer than usual, but I can't let Ken know! My love for him is my biggest secret!)
Ken: What? I know that! I'M feeling gay! I don't know why...oh god, my wife, Tabitha! She'll be furious!
Bo: W....well maybe you shouldn't be a faggot... (Internal monologue: Oh god I'm so ashamed! Why can't I be myself!?)

Just then a truck pulls up, and Big Rapin' Henry got out, he was the most prolific and strongest rapist in town.

BRH: Hahahah, you two look like you ready to be RAPED HAHAHHA!

Suddenly, Little Jim, the local paraplegic, who had spent his entire life on a ventilator, and was raped repeatedly by BRH, could now inexplicably walk, and was in possession of unexplained superhuman strength.

BRH: Wha-, O-oh no! Ah, ahhh!! AHHHH!!

Little Jim had gotten BRHs pants off and had started raping him, all this happened before Ken and Bo's very eyes.

Little Jim: NYAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *grunt grunt*
BRH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!